do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”
We’re all too familiar with this.
That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.