fun fact: you don’t cure anxiety by telling me that there’s nothing to worry about
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Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
You know how there’s these pictures of young people playing on their phones when their family go out to eat? In my family it’s the opposite. My mom steals my itouch and plays throughout the evening. I had to confiscate it for her to talk to us…she’s so addicted to candy crush xD;;
Oh yeah, this is me.
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and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
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