Me and other awesomesauce

Jul 21

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

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AS I’M WALKING INTO MY SHIFT AT WORK

talesfromacashier:

iamaserver:

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omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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Jul 20

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

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lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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Jul 17

Slump

In a life slump but time to pick myself up. My job is working me like crazy and I have a lot of different friends from different places to hang out with but no days to do it sooo guess I’ll just take things one day at a time and worry about making myself happy. Like getting a tea I want or new jeans or watching a new show. Friends, far away ones at least, will take a back seat until I know I can commit to them and not worry about always disappointing them.

Jul 16

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

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Jul 14

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