when an extremely incorrect headcanon/interpretation is widely accepted as canon
(Source: markovias, via babyfetuspimpjacket)
I wanna do something productive but I don’t wanna leave my bed a classic novel written by me
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond
when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
In a life slump but time to pick myself up. My job is working me like crazy and I have a lot of different friends from different places to hang out with but no days to do it sooo guess I’ll just take things one day at a time and worry about making myself happy. Like getting a tea I want or new jeans or watching a new show. Friends, far away ones at least, will take a back seat until I know I can commit to them and not worry about always disappointing them.