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Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

There are two times NOT to attempt talking to me:

1. When I’m tired

2. When I’m hungry

3. When I’m both your stepping on a landmine

So no I am not going to send you pictures from a new phone I don’t even understand to appease your social media habits. Your my friend, but right now, piss off!

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